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We'll be right back with more of the
life cycle of the dung beetle right

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this.

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Dung.

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It's cold in here.

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Hey, buddy, that dog just talked.

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He did not, dumbass.

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Won't you please take me into your nice,
warm home? See, his lips aren't moving.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's like communicating
telepathetically.

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Oh, yeah.

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Every year we kill thousands of dogs
like the one you see here just because

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weren't adopted in time.

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We don't like to do it, but we have to.

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It's the law. Whoa.

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Adopt a dog now.

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Before it's too late.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Yeah.

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Those dung beetles are pretty cool.

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Dumbass.

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He's thinking.

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Oh, I see.

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You tap yourself on the side of the head
to think.

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I haven't tried that.

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This guy pronounces words weird.

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Yeah, really.

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A little bit more than you could ever
say.

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Fade away, fade away.

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What kind of an accent is that?

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I think that's the way they talk in,
like, Wafflevania.

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Oh, yeah.

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And I was, like, thinking he was from
California.

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What's that dude's problem?

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Like,

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he's a little too into the music.

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Yeah, really. It's kind of embarrassing.

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Yeah. The other dudes in the band are
probably, like, going, God, I wish he

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wouldn't do that.

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Whoa, what's he doing?

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He's like, come on, come on, open it up.
Come on, give me my damn candy bar

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back. I wasn't done yet. I was saving
that for after the video. Spit it out.

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That was stupid, Beaver. Well, that was
kind of funny.

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You know what? You know.

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Beaver, stop trying to be funny.

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Our dog's going to be cool.

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We'll have to, like, teach him to do
cool tricks and stuff.

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Yeah. Sit, boy. Sit, sit.

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Sit or I'll kick your ass.

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That's not a cool trick.

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A cool trick is, like, to teach him to,
like, bite stuff.

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Bite, bite, bite. Bite everything.

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We're going to teach him to, like, bite
stuff that sucks.

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This is going to be cool.

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Can I help you?

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We'd like to see the big dogs, please.

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Yeah, the ones that bite.

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Right back there.

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Come

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here,

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doggie.

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Beba, the test.

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Come here, dumbass.

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Don't worry, dude.

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That answer was incorrect.

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The penalty of death.

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Woof. Woof.

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Woof.

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See that? The tap. Hurry up.

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Ah, he bit me!

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He bit me, damn it!

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We have a winner.

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Come on.

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Uh,

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bot?

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Whoa there, boys. Where do you think
you're going with that pup?

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Uh, we, like, adopted him. Yeah, he's
ours.

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Have either of you two boys ever taken
care of a dog before?

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Well,

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that ain't important.

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You look like responsible boys. Now, you
do know what a dog like this eats,

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don't you?

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Uh, garbage?

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Well,

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dog food actually dries best.

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I'll give you boys some coupons before
you leave.

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Okay, now, if your dog goes to the
bathroom in the house, what do you do?

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Rub his nose in it.

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I'd kick his ass.

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Rub his nose in it, then kick his ass.

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No,

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you can't never hit your dog. No matter
what he does.

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If he takes a dump in my house, I'm
going to kick his ass.

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Okay,

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now, here's a pamphlet on that.

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We can just get that $50 adoption fee.

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I'll tell you what, boys. I think we'll
just waive that fee.

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Could you please get that dog out of
here?

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Okay.

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Sit down.

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No! Cut it off!

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I think it was a shih tzu.

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You know, maybe if they put more thug
fans in prison, like, people

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would, like, you know, try to stay out
of prison. Maybe it would have a

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effect on some generations of the youth.

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Quit trying to sound smart.

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Oh, yeah.

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Actually, I think they should all just
get the chair. Yeah.

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According to Grim Reaper.

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He's got a fat little face.

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Yeah, he's got like that really bloated
face look like you get when you eat too

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many of those urinal mints.

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Uh, what are you talking about, Beaver?
You know, you know, those little round

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things in the urinal, you know, that
they put there, you know, so you can,

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know, like freshen up after you take a
leak. Beaver, you're not supposed to eat

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those. Oh, come here.

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I knew that. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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Dumbass.

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Hi.

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I'm your tour guide.

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Welcome to the Wolf Gardens.

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It was here that George Washington first
chopped off his wiener. In any life.

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Like an anchor.

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Yeah. Like an anchor.

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Anchor.

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It's the mouth.

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Anchor. Anchor. Can you say that?

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Dumbass.

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Anchor.

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What you say should be from your own
mind. What you say should be from your

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mind?

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That's stupid.

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Yeah, really. Sometimes I can't hear all
those voices in my mind, you know?

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Wait a minute, buddy. Wait a minute. I'm
getting something.

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Hey, Beavis, throw the stick.

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Fetch, dog wipe.

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Yeah, go get it.

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Uh,

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check it out, he missed the stick.

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Um, he's still running, but it... Yeah,
he's like way past it.

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What a dumb dog.

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What a dumbass.

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We can get another one.

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Whoa. They're like diving into the fish
tank.

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That's cool.

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things were like just really fancy,
clear toilets.

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I mean, you know, I usually like, you
know, take a leak in those things.

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Beavis, you think everything's a toilet.

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Well, they're fishing there, right? They
go to the bathroom in there, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's a toilet.

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See?

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Yeah.

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They drink their own wee -wee.

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Yeah.

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It's Fisher.

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They're like, uh, I guess I'll take a
dump and then swim around in it.

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Yeah.

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That sounds pretty cool.

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Hey, buddy, check this out.

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Do you like these food?

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Uh, yeah.

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Uh,

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Viva, that joke only works if you have
food in your mouth.

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Dumbass. Oh, yeah.